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sat here pissing myself :laugh: had to pick some scrap up from the collage in town and drove up to it, started chucking it on....now bear in mind its all in the corner of a car park, no kunt around for miles, nothing above us, totally safe!!

 

next thing some 20yr old came over telling us we had to stop unless we put on safety glasses, gloves, hi vis and helmets :blink: guy im working with says "you what" lol and 20yr old says "also you need to do a method statement and risk assement form" my mate says "what for throwing scrap on the back of a f***ing truck" :laugh: in the end an old guy came over and said just get it on and go lads lol

 

crazy tho the amount of shit the young jobsworth would of had us do for a bit of scrap ffs!! i couldnt deal with kunts like that everyday would waste more time f***ing about than working lol

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he`s bang on ---- i`m surprised if your doing scrap your not kitted out anyway all makes the right impression if everbody else as to do it the right way why should you be exempt

with all the health and safety vidios courses and site inductions its just makes you more aware when we were on the concrete plants they stopped us for 2 days on one because the company we were worki

He not wrong tho stewie health and safety as gone mad now days you to do a risk assessment to go for a shit these days

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Must be.hated it when I was on site and the counts turned up safety glasses on boots with ankle support hi vis fireproof overalls gloves hard hat harness with double lanyard and all paperwork was up to date there mad for it lol

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i`ve been on big job`s where they issue yellow and red cards for health and safety infringements and when your making good money the last thing you need is a red card and be kicked off site ------------------some of it is bollox but when i look back at some of the near misses i`ve seen and had , daft things as well like working without gloves and in trainers ,must of been in the eye hospital with rust or flakes of paint in my eyes through not wearing glasses a dozen times,working on towers and scaffold without hand rails ------ wish someone had been looking after my health and safety back in the day,,

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he`s bang on ---- i`m surprised if your doing scrap your not kitted out anyway all makes the right impression if everbody else as to do it the right way why should you be exempt :tongue2:

lol i hear you stig :D but that was way over the top mate only took us 30 mins and 15 of them were f***ing around lol
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crazy mate!! not done any site work for years now but f**k me this kunt was mad for it!! guess its all the claims going in that it like that??

 

thats excatly what the problem is, every chancer and dim wit claiming for a few grand and 9 times out of 10 its there own stupidity that was the root cause of them getting "injured".

the bigger the business the more likely the insurance is likely to settle out of court if the company cant prove 100% that they have demonstrated a duty of care.

its the main reason for all the red tape, cameras and higher insurance premiums that are strangling business in the Uk, we can thank the yanks for starting it all off with there litigation culture.

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he`s bang on ---- i`m surprised if your doing scrap your not kitted out anyway all makes the right impression if everbody else as to do it the right way why should you be exempt :tongue2:

lol i hear you stig :D but that was way over the top mate only took us 30 mins and 15 of them were f*****g around lol

But only take a second to hurt yourself :yes:

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I get gripped regular on different sites with safty audits. Pain in the arse. Best one I heard of was a hss guy getting gripped for nicking slings from a place I used to work. Safety man said were stamped up swl which he reckoned was sandusky walmsleys limited. Long story short police came and he got sacked.

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I know someone (Early 90's) who through a moments lapse in concentration of the driver had a JCB bucket drop on top of his knees and drive his shins through his feet. Someone tell me how H&S bullshit papework could of prevented that?? :blink:

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I know someone (Early 90's) who through a moments lapse in concentration of the driver had a JCB bucket drop on top of his knees and drive his shins through his feet. Someone tell me how H&S bullshit papework could of prevented that?? :blink:

with all the health and safety vidios courses and site inductions its just makes you more aware when we were on the concrete plants they stopped us for 2 days on one because the company we were working for had`nt included for the safety of those working below us just a matter of coning off and putting a sign out with wages loss of use of cherry pickers digs extra 2 days work added on and a delay moving onto the next one stood them at around 9k you only make that mistake once ..... if stewie turned up for a grands worth of scrap and got fecked for no hi viz hat glasses and boots and that scrap went to the next man then you would`nt lose out a 2nd time ----we`ve just got to play the health and safety game --- some plants we were on the instruction was if you cant reach it in a safe way it dont get painted years ago i worked on firms who had you put your lives at risk for the sake of slapping a coat of paint on other wise you got the sack ..

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I know someone (Early 90's) who through a moments lapse in concentration of the driver had a JCB bucket drop on top of his knees and drive his shins through his feet. Someone tell me how H&S bullshit papework could of prevented that?? :blink:

 

with all the health and safety vidios courses and site inductions its just makes you more aware when we were on the concrete plants they stopped us for 2 days on one because the company we were working for had`nt included for the safety of those working below us just a matter of coning off and putting a sign out with wages loss of use of cherry pickers digs extra 2 days work added on and a delay moving onto the next one stood them at around 9k you only make that mistake once ..... if stewie turned up for a grands worth of scrap and got fecked for no hi viz hat glasses and boots and that scrap went to the next man then you would`nt lose out a 2nd time ----we`ve just got to play the health and safety game --- some plants we were on the instruction was if you can reach it in a safe way it dont get painted years ago i worked on firms who had you put your lives at risk for the sake of slapping a coat of paint on other wise you got the sack ..
Me and my brother done a job for a big construction company years ago, plastering an old stairwell in a block of flats. It was nigh on impossible to do the bit at the top around a skylight sticking to the Health and Safety rules, would have meant getting a couple of grands worth of scaffolding to to a piece that took about an hour to complete. Whole lot would have had to come down to do the rest. We done it off planks, stepladders and buckets! :laugh: My old man and his workmate use to hang each other over the edge of buildings on bits of rope to do small jobs in awkward to reach places! :blink:

 

Old bloke I know got his son to hang him over the parapet on this place by his fecking feet to do a small job once and all! :laugh: Nutters!

 

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I know someone (Early 90's) who through a moments lapse in concentration of the driver had a JCB bucket drop on top of his knees and drive his shins through his feet. Someone tell me how H&S bullshit papework could of prevented that?? :blink:

with all the health and safety vidios courses and site inductions its just makes you more aware when we were on the concrete plants they stopped us for 2 days on one because the company we were working for had`nt included for the safety of those working below us just a matter of coning off and putting a sign out with wages loss of use of cherry pickers digs extra 2 days work added on and a delay moving onto the next one stood them at around 9k you only make that mistake once ..... if stewie turned up for a grands worth of scrap and got fecked for no hi viz hat glasses and boots and that scrap went to the next man then you would`nt lose out a 2nd time ----we`ve just got to play the health and safety game --- some plants we were on the instruction was if you can reach it in a safe way it dont get painted years ago i worked on firms who had you put your lives at risk for the sake of slapping a coat of paint on other wise you got the sack ..
Me and my brother done a job for a big construction company years ago, plastering an old stairwell in a block of flats. It was nigh on impossible to do the bit at the top around a skylight sticking to the Health and Safety rules, would have meant getting a couple of grands worth of scaffolding to to a piece that took about an hour to complete. Whole lot would have had to come down to do the rest. We done it off planks, stepladders and buckets! :laugh: My old man and his workmate use to hang each other over the edge of buildings on bits of rope to do small jobs in awkward to reach places! :blink:

 

Old bloke I know got his son to hang him over the parapet on this place by his fecking feet to do a small job once and all! :laugh: Nutters!

 

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i`ve had a ladder off a transit van roof with the roof rack battened out :D

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